mattmurdockisredbatman:

This butler is the best butler

lastgreattimewhore:

If Lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body, then so do you.

Unless you have a uterus and/or you are well educated on women’s health, you don’t get to make the laws when it comes to abortions and birth control and other women’s health things. Fuck you uneducated men. My body, my choice, none of your damn business.

Benedict giving his best Gollum imitation. (x)

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

mingdliu:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"
cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

kiyarasabel:

pluckychicken:

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 
The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

He looks so excited to be in his eating sock!

*eatin’

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

kiyarasabel:

pluckychicken:

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Cat with Megaesophagus

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

He looks so excited to be in his eating sock!

*eatin’

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

Herd the potatoes!